Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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