Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
