I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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