I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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