Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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