I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize