This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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