So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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