omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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