Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Your dad touched me again.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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