the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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