awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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