He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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