I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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