i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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