..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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