I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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