ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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