doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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