sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize