Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Shame is for Republicans.
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