am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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