Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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