I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
