Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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