i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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