spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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