white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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