My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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