Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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