...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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