I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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