I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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