The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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