Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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