Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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