im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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