Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I touched a dick in church today
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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