great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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