In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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