So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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