Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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