You work out of a Hotel?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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