why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
