stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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