The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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