god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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