Pappa wants mamma naked
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I yelled at your uterus for you.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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