no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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