so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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