Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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