We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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