all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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