when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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