don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
tell me about the eggs
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